American Thighs by Jill Conner Browne

Author:Jill Conner Browne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 2009-02-14T16:00:00+00:00

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Bwahahahaha! I just saw a mention on the Internet that “Patio Dresses Are ALL the RAGE!” And I was thinking to myself that I couldn’t believe that in 2008, any copywriter anywhere is still declaring that something is “all the rage.” It just sounds so hokey, doesn’t it? HOWEVER, I must admit—I did click on the link provided by those words and guess what popped up on my screen? A MUUMUU! And then, of course, I KNEW what was going on. The designer, the manufacturer, and the copywriter are all really clever OLD PEOPLE—and they have resurrected the MUUMUU, only the best, most comfy garment ever devised—renamed it the “patio dress,” and declared it to be ALL the RAGE. Once again, old age and treachery triumph over youth and beauty. Here’s TO the Patio Dress—and pass the Chocolate Stuff!

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